I’m Madeleine. I spend way too much time on the Internet, which in today’s world means I spend just the right amount of time on the Internet.

I grew up a diplo-brat, which gave me grace and sophistication. And a lot of weird anecdotes about underage drinking in Moscow.

I haven’t worn pants since 2007.

I like smart, funny people, and smart, funny work. I aspire to be one and do lots.